{"id":27,"date":"2013-10-03T19:25:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T19:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/?p=27"},"modified":"2014-02-22T07:08:10","modified_gmt":"2014-02-22T07:08:10","slug":"black-bike-week-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/2013\/black-bike-week-fail","title":{"rendered":"Black Bike Week #FAIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wearing a 2 piece with 5 pieces of meat hanging out = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Being a dude on a scooter no matter your weight #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Fat girls wearing tights #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Dragging your child with u there#bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Dudes wearing tights #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Wearing sandals with black ass feet #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Going out there with a helmet and no bike #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Walkin the strip with a 24 month bathing suit #bbw_fail get ur size<\/li>\n<li>Wearing heels\/sandals that are to small. #bbw_fail!!<\/li>\n<li>Shorts with dirty socks #bbw_fail.<\/li>\n<li>Not using a condom #bbw_fail!!!!!<\/li>\n<li>Wearin bikin with ur string hangin out the crotch #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Keep push starting your bike #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>thinking you own them after 1 night = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Not respecting others #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Being on ur period BIG #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Females jumping on guys bikes they don&#8217;t know # #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Going out there with a helmet that cost more than ur bike #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Rocking the same outfit Sunday that you had on Friday #bbw_fail &lt;&lt; I do this every year LOL<\/li>\n<li>bringing a busted ass bike aka hoop ride #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>P*ssy stanking but u still wanna gap ya legs open n dance crazy****Major #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Being a guy and riding another guy on your bike #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Bringing sand to the beach= #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Borrowing someone elses bike tryna stunt= #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Stalling out on your bike in front of a large crowd= #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Sleeping on your car&#8230;&#8230;and can&#8217;t hold your liquor = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Chics hatin on the next chic = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>No money&#8230;..begging = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Going down there wit no hotel reservations&#8230;# #bbw_fail #soldouteverywhere<\/li>\n<li>Teeth F*cked up and breath stank = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Not going to myrtle beach u dumb ass = #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Bringing your hating ass homegirl #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>If u 200 or more pounds wearing Some FISHNETS. #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Wearing some busted up ones and a dirty wife beater #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>If you 60lbs in a 2peice or some baggy a$$ tights! #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>\u200e10 deep in corolla with no air #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Me not being able to go= #bbw_fail \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Bringing ur children= #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Niggas in skinny jeans # #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>Niggas wearin FAKE jordans and girls wearin Jordan and air force 1 pumps #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>letting broke people play tagalong at the last minuet #supa#bbw_fail<\/li>\n<li>having the nerve to get on the back of a bike knowing your weave isn&#8217;t tied #bbw_fail<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Wearing a 2 piece with 5 pieces of meat hanging out = #bbw_fail Being a dude on a scooter no matter your weight #bbw_fail Fat girls wearing tights #bbw_fail Dragging your child with u there#bbw_fail Dudes wearing tights #bbw_fail Wearing sandals with black ass feet #bbw_fail Going out there with a helmet and no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beach-advice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackbikeweek.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}